If it's "home cooked," please add to the menu whose home was in cooked in?

Last year I gave up NOT DRINKING for Lent. Worked so well I will probably continue it.

If your house has two chimneys, Santa has choices to make, doesn't he.

The only way to make a mountain out of a mole hill is to add a little dirt.

It's hard to mutiny when nobody is in charge.

Best Martini is one with a few drops of olive juice (not dirty, just slightly dusty), and olives stuffed with a very fine mix of blue cheese and garlic. And a real martini is made with gin, not vodka!

None of my kids were born in a barn but one of them is considering moving into one.

The other day I found the end of the Internet and I just about fell off!

If you have a bad habit that you can't break, it is simply because it hasn't hurt you sufficiently yet.

Kansas is not hell but you can see it from there.

I wasn't laid off by Sprint (along with about 20,000 other employees). I graduated from them!